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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Day 29 - The Worst Game of All Time

The worst game of all time!? Yesterday, my answer would have been completely different but having encountered this game today, I know what my answer will be...


Deadly Premonition for the Xbox 360.


God, you could not pay me to see anymore of the game.
Controls are COMPLETELY off, in which when you try to turn your car to the left or right, you can only do so in such a tiny increment, that makes it impossible to drive without crashing.
The cutscenes as well as the voice acting are god awful, the voices don't sync with the mouths of the characters, some characters don't even have voices and are just beeps when they talk.
Not to mention that goals are lined up to only be done at certain times of the day, like between 3 -5 for example. In order to pass time, you can smoke a cigarette (which consequently varies at how long each cigarette lasts... in watching this game, it went as short as 4 minutes, and as long as 8 hours). And it feels as though the game is in real time, or perhaps even slower than real time.
Not to mention the awful music that goes louder than the characters speaking in cutscenes; the main character is a schizophrenic, putting his hand up to his head and talks out loud to his other personality, while other characters act like they don't hear talking. And if I see the main character tapping his STUPID TIE ONE MORE TIME DURING A CONVERSATION CUTSCENE, I WILL SCREAM.
Just watch a video on YouTube of this game. Just freaking awful, and utterly boring. The game actually glitched that you walk into a diner, but can't go out the front door. After repeatedly trying, the game eventually froze. For this game, that sounds about right, haha.

My recommendation: don't even touch this game with a stick.

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